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42 saves, and lookin good

Hey, when you make 42 saves and are 3-0 in first place, you can show off all you want.

There are talks about an EMRHL calendar for this summer.

Chappie has offered use of his Camaro for some of the photos to be taken at Revere Beach.
 

Season cost is $185

 GAME RESULTS May 6, 2008

7:00
CLUB STEAK  8
BRISKET          7  SO

Two late goals by the Club tied it at 7-7. Then the real ugly shootout ensued. Muzz and Downie both fell down on their attempts.

Game Summary here

8:00
SHORT RIBS         6
FORE SHANKS    3

This game was so filthy, they had to shampoo the court after the game. Luckily Mullen had some in his hockey bag.

Game Summary here

9:00
TEAM CHUCK      10
PORTERHOUSE   3

Ray Binky subbed in and had zero goals. Where was Brad this week? Vinny had all 3 goals in the loss. Mallery made 42 saves.

Game Summary here

10:00
HIND SHANKS  10
T-BONE               8

This game was more crazy than a game of Penis Jenga. Spencer was on fire for the T-Bones, while Gardner, Dowd and Dennis bailed out Brown.

Game Summary here

This Week's Scapegoat

This week's Goat Award is given to Hind Shanks goalie Jay Brown.

Brown played goal about as bad as Melanson ran the scoreboard.

We're not sure if he made a save in the third period where the T-Bones scored six times and nearly stole the game from the Shanks.

BONUS GOAT
Bill St. Pierre picks up our first ever Bonus Goat, as he was held scoreless in Porterhouse's 10-3 loss.

He has four points in three games, and is on pace for a 16 point season. Zima had a 16 point season too.

Stars of the week

First Star Second Star Third Star
Chris Spencer

Spencer was awesome this week, even when he stopped trying. He nearly pulled out the win.
 

Mike Mallery

Chunks made 42 saves and held Porterhouse to just three goals, none by Houlihan or St. Pierre.
 

Vinny Bianco

The small Italian had all three goals for the winless Porterhouse team.
Sigh.

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